Please allow me to introduce myself, my name is, shit, I don't have a name. In fact, I don't even know if I have a penis or a vagina. All I know is that I'm a 17-week old fetus and I'm stuck inside a vagina for the next 5 months and change.
Not that I'm complaining. Life isn't bad here. I get food on the regular, Its kinda dark and cramped, but shit, I don't know any better so who gives a shit, right? I'm told this is as good as life's going to get and the outside world is nothing but bullshit, so I'm going to enjoy my time here.
Anyway, this is my blog, an archive, if you will, of my thoughts and experiences, since I haven't developed long term memory, and I ain't got no cameras and shit to document all that goes on here. And fuck, I got all the time in the world - all I do is eat, sleep, and suck on my thumb, so I might as well make myself useful.
If all goes well, I'll have a book deal waiting for me when I pop out and the doctor slaps my ass.
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